hyperreal's hyper-feels, and sometimes hypo-feels. You might find these relatable, crazy, and/or just plain cringe. Regardless, read at your own peril.

Entry 0062

Published on: by hyperreal

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I'm expected to be at a family gathering today. I'm really not in the mood for socializing. I'm also constipated going on three days, which means I might have an urge to go number 2 at any moment. It's not ideal to be away from my bowel movement comfort zone. I probably should go to Walgreen's to get milk of magnesia.

My mom is going to be mad and make me feel guilty for missing a family gathering. My family members would also be disappointed that I couldn't come. The holidays are coming up, so I'll see them then anyway. It's not a big deal if I don't make it to the gathering today.